You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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