i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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