It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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