hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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