He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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