THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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