I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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