I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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