Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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