ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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