I didn't shave. On purpose
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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