is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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