i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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