I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
