brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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