Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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