Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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