Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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