Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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