I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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