Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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