Swine flu. Run for my life!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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