for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Let's get the cat blown out
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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