I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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