Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
