Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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