Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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