Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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