I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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