it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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