Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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