You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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