totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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