Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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