Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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