Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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