My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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