just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Randomize
