My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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