I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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