She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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