I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We were destined to go to rehab together
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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