You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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