So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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