Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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