i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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