"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I deserve this hangover.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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