ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I believe in your delicious
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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