also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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