she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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