im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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