so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
COCAINE IS GR8
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