Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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