Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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